Definitions by jpm757ELC
Souvenir
Souvenir- a foreign spouse brought home by a military, government, or corporate worker after being overseas.
"Dave was stationed in Okinawa for 2 years. He brought home a souvenir.
'A samurai sword?'
'No, a wife.'"
'A samurai sword?'
'No, a wife.'"
MAGArbage
MAGArbage. MAGA+Garbage. People loyal to the one-term Loser former president Trump. Anti-Vax, Anti-Facts.
Did you see the news story about the school board meeting? So much MAGArbage turned out, screaming into the microphone when it was their turn to speak, the meeting had to be stopped.
mujak
A- Did you hear? "John Doe" was "promoted" to Club Operations Assistant.
B- "Club..." what?! That MUJAK position didn't exist a month ago! In other words, he's going to be "Jane's" personal ass-kissing errand boy and snitch. Watch your back!
B- "Club..." what?! That MUJAK position didn't exist a month ago! In other words, he's going to be "Jane's" personal ass-kissing errand boy and snitch. Watch your back!
Hoes' Out, Toes Out
The noticeble uptick of women wearing open-toe shoes, heels, flip-flops, etc., upon the first warm days of Spring. Hoes favorite time of year! Similar to Sun's Out Guns Out.
Hoes' Out, Toes Out by jpm757ELC May 3, 2017