Definitions by jpm757ELC

Souvenir 

Souvenir- a foreign spouse brought home by a military, government, or corporate worker after being overseas.

"Dave was stationed in Okinawa for 2 years. He brought home a souvenir.

'A samurai sword?'

'No, a wife.'"

Souvenir by jpm757ELC July 31, 2025

MAGArbage 

MAGArbage. MAGA+Garbage. People loyal to the one-term Loser former president Trump. Anti-Vax, Anti-Facts.

Did you see the news story about the school board meeting? So much MAGArbage turned out, screaming into the microphone when it was their turn to speak, the meeting had to be stopped.

MAGArbage by jpm757ELC January 1, 2022

mujak 

MUJAK/M.U.J.A.K.

(Pronounced, "Moo Jack")

Made Up Job (for an) Ass Kisser.

A- Did you hear? "John Doe" was "promoted" to Club Operations Assistant.

B- "Club..." what?! That MUJAK position didn't exist a month ago! In other words, he's going to be "Jane's" personal ass-kissing errand boy and snitch. Watch your back!

mujak by jpm757ELC April 9, 2018

Hoes' Out, Toes Out 

The noticeble uptick of women wearing open-toe shoes, heels, flip-flops, etc., upon the first warm days of Spring. Hoes favorite time of year! Similar to Sun's Out Guns Out.

I love Springtime! All the hot women break out the sexy outfits and shoes. Hoes' Out, Toes Out!

Hoes' Out, Toes Out by jpm757ELC May 3, 2017