mujak

MUJAK/M.U.J.A.K.

(Pronounced, "Moo Jack")

Made Up Job (for an) Ass Kisser.

A- Did you hear? "John Doe" was "promoted" to Club Operations Assistant.

B- "Club..." what?! That MUJAK position didn't exist a month ago! In other words, he's going to be "Jane's" personal ass-kissing errand boy and snitch. Watch your back!

by jpm757ELC April 09, 2018

Hoes' Out, Toes Out

The noticeble uptick of women wearing open-toe shoes, heels, flip-flops, etc., upon the first warm days of Spring. Hoes favorite time of year! Similar to Sun's Out Guns Out.

I love Springtime! All the hot women break out the sexy outfits and shoes. Hoes' Out, Toes Out!

by jpm757ELC May 03, 2017

Souvenir

Souvenir- a foreign spouse brought home by a military, government, or corporate worker after being overseas.

"Dave was stationed in Okinawa for 2 years. He brought home a souvenir.

'A samurai sword?'

'No, a wife.'"

by jpm757ELC July 31, 2025

MAGArbage

MAGArbage. MAGA+Garbage. People loyal to the one-term Loser former president Trump. Anti-Vax, Anti-Facts.

Did you see the news story about the school board meeting? So much MAGArbage turned out, screaming into the microphone when it was their turn to speak, the meeting had to be stopped.

by jpm757ELC January 01, 2022