Snurtlesaurus

A Snurtlesaurus is a mix between a snake, a turtle, and a stegosaurus. Snurtlesauri are multi-colored, with the most common color as green or purple. The call of a Snurtlesaurus is a very distinct "SNiRT." If you do happen to see one in the wild, do not harm it, because there only two left on this planet.

We saw a wild Snurtlesaurus today.

by TK1224 April 20, 2015

slurtis

Another word for slut, except you can say it around girls and they will have no idea what you are talking about.

There are a lot of slurtises at this party.

by Nick and Matt October 17, 2006

Snortching

Eating pussy like a piggy.

Boy you snortching me ain't you?

by Croakus November 6, 2011

Smurtain

Curtain like fabric to block the view of sex from the general public..

He hung a smurtain so the public would no see them having sex through they're bedroom window..

by Mikekenn November 13, 2011

Snartled

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!

Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!

by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

Snorting Bull

When a man is maturbating or receiving a blow job and when he is about to cum he puts his penis up to his partners nostril and cums in their nose, causing the partner to become angry and snorting cum like a bull

I gave my girl a snorting bull last night, now she won't stop blowing her nose

by peebody1001 September 7, 2016

snorting glitter

When you don't do cocaine and you only have glitter

Does snorting glitter with my friend

by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017