Sneeze Reaction

The time between a sneeze and the first person to say "bless you". There is usually one person in the crowd with a fast sneeze reaction time that starts off the "bless you" chain reaction where multiple people in the room all say bless the person for sneezing... for some reason.

Dave: "Ahh Chooo"
Matt: Bless you
4 more people: bless you
Dave: Damn Matt that was like a half second sneeze reaction, did you see it coming?
Matt: Nah, I'm just good.

by Mon-Star April 20, 2010

sneezer

A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.

"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!

by Kristofolis May 27, 2005

Ohio Sneeze

The sexual act of sneezing in an anal cavity, usually while rimming someone.

'Last night I gave that dude an Ohio sneeze!''

by Green Giant22 March 7, 2012

I Done Sneeze

The act of saying something, usually offensive or cruel, to a person under the false pretense of sneezing, making a fake sneezing motion and sound to disguise what you are actually saying to them, but in an obvious fashion. An extreme version is to actually say the words "I done sneeze" before actually faking a sneeze and speaking the truth, thus putting the fact that you are doing this directly in their face. This is the more dangerous version of this act, as even complete idiots will know what you are doing.

"That rude fool Joe come up to me on the street askin' me for $50...'I done sneeze, KISS MY ASS!'"

by BIG TMU MC August 2, 2008

Bean Sneeze

When a Female ejaculates

Bean, being reference to the clitoris
Sneeze, being reference to the quivering, wet aftermath.

Do the math...

"How did it go with Stacey last night??"

"Not bad, i gave her head and she did a Bean Sneeze all over my face"

by CaptainStripe December 2, 2010

Sneeze Fart

The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.

Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?

by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009

Sneezing Unicorn

A gentle, two-phase queef.

Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.

by fewbs April 15, 2009