snorkers

Essex term for sausages.

"Put some more snorkers on the George, there's a good chap"

by sheen25 September 7, 2005

Snooker

a commonly used word, that can be used to describe the masculine hobbies of masturbating and viewing pornography.

steve: hey jouni, why do you have so many calluses on your hand?
jouni: i've been playing a lot of snooker this week.

jouni: my damn computer broke.
maiju: ahhhh! while watching porn right!
jouni: well, i was watching snooker, actually.

by teppo whobangalainen June 18, 2011

Poo Snookerer

One who pots the brown not the pink

I am a poo snookerer cos I enjoy bumming guys

by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009

snocker

a sexy sexy act of sexiness. its like, when you go somewhere and do it all crazy. crazy sex.

hey babe, wana go to the bathroom and snocker in the toilet ;D ?

by deadvans March 21, 2010

snookered by the red

when being snookered by the red, it is when the red is defined by the girl being on the rag...this mean you have to go for the differcult brown...ie the ass.

damn...jade on the rag again, i was snookered by the red, the only pot was the differcult brown,

by bumholegenies May 27, 2009

snorker

Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.

Snorkers are often subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, usually accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well accustomed to their habit of snorking, and merely smile afterwards.

Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.

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x: Hey, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. I got two snorks on the last joke.

y: Yeah, well, Lula's just a snorker. Hers doesn't count. That makes one.

X: Does count.

y: Doesn't.

by escuchon May 13, 2008

snooker

Snookering is something done between couples involving the neck and nose. It is similar to nuzzling. Someone who is snookerable would be someone you would like to snooker.

I snooker on the couch with my boyfriend; he is so snookerable.

by Rebecca Rae September 14, 2005