SNOETRY is “any image or phrase drawn or written in the snow”. It does not have to make sense or rhyme... It can be clever, or not. At the very least, it can be a random happy face on a snowy car windshield... Or it can be a huge I-LOVE-YOU the size of a football field. After every snowfall, there are fresh opportunities to express oneself on a small or grand scale. Spontaneous. Temporary. Fully editable or erasable by any passerby, SNOETRY is cold hard democracy in a time-honoured, yet always fresh medium... SNOETRY is environmentally friendly when human power is used. Snoets believe that everyone is a good snoet.
"So i was driving down the highway, angry as hell at the other drivers around me. I look up on a hillside and some idiot has stomped out a haiku or poem or something. In the snow. Poetry. It was freaking snoetry! I felt a little less angry."
Variation for warmer, snowless climates, see "hiwaiku" (Highway Haiku)
Variation for warmer, snowless climates, see "hiwaiku" (Highway Haiku)
by Gregory Alan Elliott March 4, 2008
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Her 'Poop Snoot' gave away her bluff at her poker hand. His poop snoot showed he was "the cat that ate the canary"
by Schnottzle March 11, 2012
Get the Poop Snoot mug.An individual who enjoys rubbing ones nose vigorously into a chicks twat. One who likes the smell of pussy so much he/she must bury his/her nose into a chicks muff.
That pussy smelled so fucking good I became a total twat snooter!! I love twat snooting!!! I'm a gonna twat snoot it up motherfuckers!!!!
by Stan Snootertwattin November 9, 2007
Get the twat snooter mug.The Snonkey is a snake suited with the head of a donkey. Although usually viewed as a mythilogical creature, the snonkey has been rumored to exist within the unexplored deserts of Mauritania
As my little sister drew a picture of a Snonkey she whispered "I hate the Welsh..." I tried to explain to her that in fact the Snonkey may actually exist.
by NIGGA FACE March 24, 2005
Get the Snonkey mug.Usually used in the south in reference to a drink of whiskey or hard liquor. The amount can be a swig or a gulp, but usually decided by the person consuming. The term is only used when one party offers to another party as a form of sharing. It is believed the term has evolved from offering chewing tobacco as a gesture of kindness.
person 1: What ya got there?
person 2: Hell, this is some Jim Bean. Why don't you give yourself a lil snoot.
person 1: Ah hell, why not.
person 2: Hell, this is some Jim Bean. Why don't you give yourself a lil snoot.
person 1: Ah hell, why not.
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Get the Snootay mug.A process in which trying to open a package of oatmeal, resulting in the package exploding making the oatmeal look like it is snowing
1. forecast shows snoatmeal in the kitchen this morning.
2. while making a delicious breakfast I made it snoatmeal
2. while making a delicious breakfast I made it snoatmeal
by moonbunny181 October 1, 2011
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