bacon sails

1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.

2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.

In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"

by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007

Snail Down!

1. The BEST show on television!

2. A skit on the Eric Andre show where Hannibal Buress dresses in a green bodysuit with a snail-shaped spiral attached to the back. This skit is similar to Bird Up!, except Snail Down! is much better.

Hannibal Buress: "Yo fuck Bird Up! it's time for Snail Down!"
*Bird Up! theme in reverse*

by owo what's this??? November 1, 2018

Slippery Snail

(n.) the female version of the tea bag that results in a trail of vaginal mucous reminiscent of a snail slime trail.

Scraddy can't tea bag because he has no balls. Instead his girl gave him a slippery snail.

by Chiapete August 27, 2007

Mad Snail Disease

A fake disease that turns you into a zombie. Symptoms are ticklish rib cage,loss of balance, severely untrimmed toenails. In the Episode "One Bitten" in Spongebob

Have you heard about that zombie " He got Mad Snail Disease

by Uydtdfzi August 11, 2017

snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005

gary the snail

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌

Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?

by Rikerlicious January 26, 2015

Anal Snail Trail

Snail like trail in the undergarments and or bed linen.

Anal Snail Trail: The release of seaman from the rectum post anal intercourse on a man or a woman thus Leaving a snail like trail in the undergarments of the recipient.

by StarM0nkey77 February 10, 2010