smurfhater

Formely of IE and |5150| Fame, An Icon in the Tribes community. He has retired many Tribes players by dominating them in servers. Smurfhater can be found on Tribalwar.

You're good but not as good as smurfhater.

by Moker February 22, 2004

Smurf Juice

The blue deodorant liquid in the hull of a porta potty.

I dropped a deuce into the smurf juice.

by tones10 December 10, 2012

SMURFF

Pimp, Player, the king of Gs a wingman u can rely on down for anything nothing homo though

Damn SMURFF is a G.

SMURFF is the best.!

by Rabiosa December 31, 2011

Tennessee Angry Smurf

When a man takes his sweaty testicals and dips them in blue kool aid mixs then slaps his testicals in a womens face and gives her a blue streak

Bro when bryan came over i asked him if he wanted kool aid and gave him a Tennessee Angry Smurf

by angry smurf boy August 27, 2011

sourface

1 The face made when eating a very sour item, such as Sour Patch Kids or Warheads, where the lips pucker and contort in an unusual manner
2 A similar face made when someone is angry, upset, or annoyed

Reality show housewife 1: I asked my son to take out the trash; you wouldn't believe the sourface he gave me when I said it!
Reality show housewife 2: I would have given you the sourface too! I just have our maid do it.
Reality show housewife 1: And that's why you're $80,000 in credit card debt and your house is in foreclosure
Reality show housewife 2: *Gives the sourface*

"You wouldn't believe my husband! I told him to go clean out the garage and he didn't, so I turned the TV off while the game was on, and he gave me the biggest sourface I've ever seen! Then he mumbled something about me getting back in the kitchen and making him a sandwich."

by mckaylamaroneyisnotimpressed November 18, 2012

mas udin clapping smurf cat

a rare specimen of zaza commited indonesian named mas udin, who claps 69,420 smurf cats a day

Last year when mrbeast was bouncing off trypophobia, I saw mas udin clapping smurf cat

by welcometourfinaltestimmrbreast September 20, 2023

Vanity Smurf

A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.

Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...

Screw Tinky-Winky! Vanity was the original girly-guy! LONG LIVE VANITY!!!!!!!!!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl January 11, 2004