Smude

A really bad youtuber with bad quality and fps. Needs some help.

Person 1: Have you seen smude's latest video? It's garbage per usual.

Person 2: Yeah

Person 3: (Is smude in disguise) *Explodes*

by mrquackingsoniscool May 22, 2018

beaver smudging

When a girl with a substantial vaginal bush masturbates with hightened furiosity.

Although she accused her boyfriend of wanking too much, she herself was addicted to beaver smudging.

by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

SMDA

Social Media Display of Affection

My boyfriend just had our first SMDA

@janedoe I love you

by Linzer September 25, 2011

Smudge Sex

When someone takes a vicious dump on some ones genitals and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse, smudging it in.

"Last night, Tom and I had smudge sex. It was awesome!"

"I smudged the shit out of that bitch!"

"Do you wan't to smudge?"

by Smudge Master B February 27, 2009

Smud

The essence of one's spiritual being which is brought about through extreme acts of selfishness. These gentlemen are extremely keen to acquire currency, vaginal pleasure and massive quantities of Jenkem. No regard for life.

Guy: Yo, you knocked up?
Girl: Yeah puto. I'm knocked up with your seed.
Guy: Yo, can I punch it out of your stomach? ":)"
Girl: No.
Guy: Fuck you bitch.
Server at Applebees: Damn, my dudes is mad smud.

by Flute and Douglas. June 14, 2011

smuddle

similar to cuddle and snuggle but "smooching" while in bed.

I wish you were here to smuddle with tonight.

by K.Nadeau April 27, 2005

Smudging

The act of using a frozen poo as a dildo.

I went smudging on saturday night.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007