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smp live 

A survival multi player (smp) server which has a playerbase consisting of 100 percent twitch streamers which has one rule that you must be streaming live on twitch to play.
Person 1: hey do you want to play on smp live.
Person 2: no dumbass only popular streamers can play on smp live.
Jchlatt: ha ha boomers you cant play.
smp live by Eatdatpussy426 August 17, 2019
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SMP Earth 

A private SMP (Survival Multiplayer) of a 1:3000 minecraft map of the earth. The players consist of youtubers and streamers invited by Wilbur Soot (some of these people include CallMeCarson, CaptainSparklez and RTGame) who are allowed to create their own factions (which act as countries) and invite people to this countries. So far on this server there have already been several wars (finished and ongoing), a couple capital cities and a few landmarks.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the new Minecraft event, SMP Earth?
Person 2: Actually I have, I'm a huge Quackity fan and have been watching his streams on there.
Person 1: Yo thats sick! I've been watching CaptainSparklez and Technoblade stream on there.
Person 3: I wish I knew what you guys were talking about.
SMP Earth by itreallybemehuh November 28, 2019

smp låh 

Is a Danish abbreviation which stands for 'sut min pik låh', which means 'suck my dick låh'. The word 'låh' has absolutely no meaning and it is merely an empty word. The abbreviation is commonly used by the Vietnamese society based in Denmark and can be used in many circumstances, especially if you have nothing more to say in a heated argument or just for fun.
Example 1:
Person 1: 'Damn you sister is hot'
Person 2: 'smp låh'

Example 2:
Person 1: 'It is going to be an awesome trip'
Person 2: 'I forgot my underpants smp låh!'
smp låh by Whatsupdawgsup August 22, 2011
SMP MC is a Discord server that doesn't even play on SMPs anymore.
Person 1: Have you heard of SMP MC?
Person 2: Yeah, they only play Roblox now.
SMP MC by averynicehandleindeed165 September 3, 2021

SMP Skater 

a homosexual commonly found with red hair who thinks he can skate. other names for such creature are Wranga, abo and tool.
watch me kickflip!!! im an smp skater, d00d.
SMP Skater by Squatdog November 28, 2003

SMP - social media prayer 

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.