Smol

Someone who is adorable and squishy

Tyler and Josh are smol beans.

by I-/ February 25, 2017

Smoldering

The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.

Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?

Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.

by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010

Smollett

Term used to describe a fake hate crime, generally done by the SPLC or the ADL.

“Did you see the latest Smollett the Jews are promoting? A black Islamic tranny says he was chased down by horse-riding Trump-supporters in a Manhattan train station and they beat him with whips!”

by Faodail February 22, 2019

Smollet

Somebody who uses the race card as an excuse when they have no evidence of race being a factor. Can be used a plural noun when talking about multiple Smollets.

Person 1: i just got fired from job because of my skin color.
Coworker: no you got fired because you suck at your job, quit being a smollet.

by LatchK May 2, 2019

Smol Brag

A smol brag is when a girl feels the need to let you know how smol, cute and truly unique she is! To her no one is as smol as she is, she wants to be admired for her smolness.

(example 1)
Kenna - " I'm such a smol bean i can wear kids clothes, i'm only 4'11 !"

(example 2)
Georgia May - " How are my feet a size 2.5 at 25 years old. And when did they suddenly shrink? #smolgirlprobs "

Shoe sales girl - " Don't smol brag, peoples feet don't shrink as they get older they actually get bigger! "

by 100cats July 15, 2019

uwu smol bean

Someone who is so annoying and stupid they crave attention for the sole purpose of being "cute" or "quirky". And make dumb faces like "UwU" or "OwO" etc.

Shut up you uwu smol bean

Brynn is such an uwu smol bean

by Skinnybarbzxo January 4, 2021

smol

tumblr's way of saying "small"

awwwhhhh precious child so smol i must protect this gem

by smolpotato March 22, 2016