Parsley Smite

A really gay guy that for some reason won't shut the fuck up

guy1: yo "Tyler is being a real 'Parsley Smite' right now!"
guy2: "I know right? such a Parsley Smite!"

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 2, 2022

Smite

The art of attacking one's karma, or points, in a way that annihilate's one dignity and/or reputation. Often used in boards known as "Tabloids".

"Wanderer, is there something you're not telling us?"

"And I am writing down the names of you all for smiting later."

by Sabby101074 August 25, 2005

tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007

Smite

what i shall do to thoes who piss me off

me- hey there jon,.. I SMITE THEE!!!!
jon- Holy fuck!! omg im sorrie
me- its to late for you lvl 12 lighting strike!!
jon- explodes into a fine bloody mist because he is only a lvl 12 druid

by Joe Facker October 8, 2003

Smitey McSmiter

The thing that Dean Winchester called Castiel, referring to how powerful Castiel is.

"He's like, Smitey McSmiter."

by Tabbehkitteh August 11, 2012

I'd smite that

An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to 'tap that', but generally used in a comical way (with a quick *suggestive eyebrows* for good measure).

*hot guy walks past*
"Ooh, I'd smite that!" *suggestive eyebrows*

by drawnmusic December 9, 2008

Smithed

When a guy/girl deliberately styles and dresses in a gender ambiguous way. Term derived from the song "Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith.

"Dude, check out that girl's ass"
"I don't think that's a girl. If she is, she's pretty smithed. And has a large penis."

by McGarnagle's Sandwich December 3, 2011