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stumping

Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.
His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.

Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
by TheCurmudgeon July 4, 2012
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Scumping

Scumping; verb

A term that refers to when you are afraid (scared), and aroused (cumming), which is scumming - but also, simping for the source of your scumming, at the same time, resulting in scumping.
Eugh, what was that noise you made? Derek, did you just scump? Guys, Derek is scumping! Ew!
by kyrthrix December 17, 2020
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Slurping

NBA fans who are obsessed with Lebron James.
Lebron NBA Slurping
by TDS1984 March 18, 2013
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slumming

The act of waiting till 3am to cruise by the more popular night clubs in search for drunken hoodrats to pick up and spend the evening with. With the intent to engage in sexual activities,
Yo, ALfredo! you ready for some slumming?". "Nah mann, I got to many STD's"
by Chris "the last word" March 17, 2008
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Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping
BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night
by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010
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slurping the jello

slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.
hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him

hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
by fuckmaster305 July 13, 2010
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