(Pronounced like "Douche") When one or more individuals say the same word at the same time one may say "Skouche" and the other/ others may not speak until their name is said by someone other than themselves. (Referred to as "Being Skouched")
Rules:
1) For every word you speak while "Skouched" you earn a punch in the arm.
2) Cannot skouche songs, jingles, or chants.
3) Cannot skouche the word salamander.
4) If more than one person says skouche at the same time, the first to repeat the word skouche wins. In the event that it is said simultaneously more than twice, rock, paper, scissors is used to determine who is skouched.
5) Name must be spoken by another person that is with you. Phone calls, answering machines, etc. do not count.
6) If you mistakenly skouche punch someone they are allowed to punch you back an equal amount.
Rules:
1) For every word you speak while "Skouched" you earn a punch in the arm.
2) Cannot skouche songs, jingles, or chants.
3) Cannot skouche the word salamander.
4) If more than one person says skouche at the same time, the first to repeat the word skouche wins. In the event that it is said simultaneously more than twice, rock, paper, scissors is used to determine who is skouched.
5) Name must be spoken by another person that is with you. Phone calls, answering machines, etc. do not count.
6) If you mistakenly skouche punch someone they are allowed to punch you back an equal amount.
by The Nater February 13, 2013
Get the Skouche mug.Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
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I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.
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excuse me souchebag, but will you pass me that big fucking fork so i can eat this shit in 3 bites and stare at the side of your face for the next hour while you use a branch to eat rice.... souchebag.
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