shinking

1. To stagnate and wallow in mediocrity.
2. To become bloated and uncomfortable due to lack of activity.

The profits were shinking due to lackluster sales performance.

Without exercise or doing much needed chores at home, Joanna found her body shinking.

by eruditus June 4, 2007

Slooking

Where you stand and look at the same time.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.

by Dann131 October 21, 2011

Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*

by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015

shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

Sinking the sub

A term used to describe female masturbation, generally with a sex toy, like a dildo or a vibrator. It is the act of the female pushing the toy so deep into their vagina, it is almost like they are sinking a submarine.

when Brittany got home, she decided to start sinking the sub. After awhile, she orgasmed

by Eazy_breezy June 11, 2016

sminking

the act of simultaneously smoking and drinking.

we out here, we sminking.

by cambodian genocide October 15, 2017

slinging whores

a saying to describe what your doing when someone asks. Does not mean you are busy, just means you are killing time, waiting around trying to look busy.

"Hey Jim, what are you up to today?"
"Not much buddy just slinging whores!"

by Big meatloaf November 30, 2017