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sleepin'

Being knocked unconscious during a physical altercation.
Bob: Steve was sleepin' after the fight!

John: Whoa, he hot knocked out?
by Chiefy Jackson November 30, 2017
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Sleeping Bag Syndrome

An extreme fetish or sick mental twist that affects certain people. When these people affected see an ugly person, someone so ugly that NO ONE would have sex with them even under extreme intoxication, they begin to fantasize what measures would need to be taken in order to lay the unfortunate looking person. The most extreme situation (where the syndrome got its name) is when the person would only be able to lay them by sticking the person into a sleeping bag entirely, zipping it up over thier body, and cutting a hole where thier crotch is, humping and having sex with the live person inside of the bag.
1) "There is no way in hell I would do old lady!", G-Man proclaimed."That is...unless...I apply my sleeping bag syndrome."
2) The man infected with sleeping bag syndrome jammed the ugly midget into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and humped it while simotaneously throwing up in disgust.
by Ashley the Amazing July 17, 2006
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Sleeping Beauty

to sit on your hand for around 10-20 mins until its fully dead, then when you wank feels like someone else is doing it for you.
tried that sleeping beauty thing last night, it was great
by sam69!!... April 17, 2009
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Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
by JamesLOL November 3, 2006
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sleeping pull

when a man masterbates just before bed in order it to sleep better
man1:"hey man im wrecked as i been trying to go to bed for hours i just cant fall asleep"
man2:"just have a sleeping pull"
man1:"oh yea true, alright night man"
by karisma October 23, 2006
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sleeping boner

to fall asleep in a chair, and while dreaming get a visable erection for all to see
Why does Dewhite have a sleeping boner? what is he possibly dreaming about? not ginger....
by slampig 21 May 19, 2009
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