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slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker
He slaps the salami before a big date..
by carol April 4, 2004
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Booth Slapper

Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.
Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"
by Uncle Des July 18, 2009
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turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis
I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!
by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006
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clam slapper

Typically a northeast term describing lesbians.
"Boy did you see Lisa and Laurie last night? Those two clam slappers sure can pound buckets of brew."
by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006
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knee-slapper

when someone slapps their knees because somethings really funny.
eg. danas brother sings and dances to 'its raining men' KNEE-SLAPPER

eg. claudias hair is ranga *slaps knee*
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kappa slapper

another name for a townie bitch who thinks she looks hard by wearing tracksuits, starting fights, and shagging anyone with more than 50 pence in their pockets
damn, that kappa slapper is ugly!
by mofo69 November 11, 2004
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slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)
Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.
by LaxG March 17, 2004
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