Slazed

so sleepy that you feel stoned, everything is funny and your short term memory is out the door. red-eyes and slow talking, zombie like kicks. Could also be spelled "slayzed".

i was so slazed after work i locked my keys in my car, but then forgot where my car was.

by Miyags August 3, 2007

samoan shakedown

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money

A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead

by Swag killa doe May 30, 2014

soaked

When you have had way to much to drink and are flat-faced drunk.

Man, that dude is SOAKED!!!

by shinytown December 3, 2016

Soaked Balls

When your jizz blast is not strong enough to fully shoot from your cock so it just exits your japseye and dribbles down your cock and balls.

Barry: I’ve already jizzed 3 times I’m worried I’m going to get Soaked Balls if I go again

by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

soaked her socks

Making a woman so wet her socks are soaked

I was flirting with that woman so hard she soaked her socks.

by R1ch4rd Bre4th October 29, 2019

snaked

when someone gets you from the back while in a fight so basically getting jumped

that wasn’t a fair fight, she snaked you

by someone teeheee November 6, 2019

Shaked chitrit

KING

chad Shaked Chitrit alpha male king

by Shaked Chitrit February 24, 2020