The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.
Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night
Brad: Nice! *Highfive*
(Meanwhile at home)
Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!
Brad: Nice! *Highfive*
(Meanwhile at home)
Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!
by Devilyay666 November 13, 2013
Get the Testicle sacrifice mug.The sacrifice is a method of revenge and should only be used when all people involved in seeking revenge agree the victim should be sacrificed. When a guy or girl does something to make you mad, then you can sacrifice them. Essentially, you talk the guy or girl into hooking up in their parent's room while their parents are out to a movie or dinner. Then once you're in the parent's bedroom, you handcuff the guy or girl to the bed and start turning then on. The person seeking revenge should keep going down on the guy or girl until they're just about to cum and then get up and walk away, leaving the person hand cuffed to their parent's bed naked and unable to hide. If the victim is a guy, he'll have a mean case of blue balls, and if it's a girl, her parents will have a lovely view of her all wet and wild on their bed. In either case, the person will be unable to finish the job you started on their own while handcuffed, and unable to hide before their parents return home eager to go to bed. Leave the key somewhere out of reach of the person so that their parent's can uncuff them later.
to clarify, here is a detailed example... This guy, let's call him Joe, cheated on my best friend. So, to get back at him I started hitting on him all the time and he eventually invited me over to fool around while his parents were out. I brought hand cuffs and talked him into letting me cuff him to his parent's bed, I convinced him that I'm into hand cuffs and stuff like that. Then I started giving him head and when I could tell he was getting close, I stopped and got up. I told him that I thought he was an ass hole for hurting my friend and waived the key to the cuffs infront of his face and placed it on the coffee table acrossed the room and left the door wide open on my way out of the house. he told his friends the next day that his dad flipped out when his mom and him walked on their son hand cuffed and naked to their bed with a huge boner.
this is called "the sacrifice" because it's similiar to when a tribe ties an animal or person to a pole as a sacrfice to some wild animal or god that will come and eat him later.
this is called "the sacrifice" because it's similiar to when a tribe ties an animal or person to a pole as a sacrfice to some wild animal or god that will come and eat him later.
by MentorCards06 July 30, 2008
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If you are at a party and all of your friends have hooked up with someone and it's just you and one of your friend's fuck friend's bros/girlfriends/what-ever-the-fuck-people-call-friends-nowadays.
Anyway, if it's down to just you and them and you friends need them out the way to have a good night, a sacrifice fuck is when you give up yourself for the good of your friends.
Anyway, if it's down to just you and them and you friends need them out the way to have a good night, a sacrifice fuck is when you give up yourself for the good of your friends.
Donna: Betty, Megan and Emily had all hooked up.
Kera: Really?
Donna: Yea, but, I was all alone and the guys they were with had this loser friend with them who kept saying "bros b4 hoes", and "let's go man these hoes are prudes".
Kera: So whaddya do.
Donna: I sacrifice fucked him in a back alley so the girls could enjoy their boy toys for the nite.
Kera: You are a true friend.
Kera: Really?
Donna: Yea, but, I was all alone and the guys they were with had this loser friend with them who kept saying "bros b4 hoes", and "let's go man these hoes are prudes".
Kera: So whaddya do.
Donna: I sacrifice fucked him in a back alley so the girls could enjoy their boy toys for the nite.
Kera: You are a true friend.
by c.crazy September 11, 2009
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Get the snackrifice mug.Sacrifice means when you give away or like you choose something to be done for the sake of a family member or a friend.
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Get the Sacrifice mug.Sexual act performed where a man is sitting in a chair receiving a blow job. Just prior to climax, he pulls out and shoots his load over his shoulder to be caught by a waiting female/woman.
"I caught his sacrifice fly last night in my mouth, too bad I had to dive and scraped my knee in the process"
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