When you have established your dominance as an alpha male and proceed to tell her to "spread dem ass cheeks".
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It was a hot day, my sack was super glued to my thigh. Took a solid three minutes of the spread leg wiggle to fix it.
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When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.
by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014
Get the Muck Spreading mug.1: One whom is willing, ready and excited to accept.
2: The act of intentionally exposing a gift to the onlooker(s).
2: The act of intentionally exposing a gift to the onlooker(s).
1: I told her her she better be spready when I get home.
2: I didn't know she was getting spready because I was too busy with my sandwich.
2: I didn't know she was getting spready because I was too busy with my sandwich.
by -NoodleSalad September 18, 2009
Get the spready mug.Point spreads are used in football and basketball. The point spread (or 'line') will try to make the game an even game by adding points to the score of the underdog or subtracting points from the favorite.
A game has four (4) straight wagering situations. You can wager on the 'side' of the game or the 'total' of the game. When wagering on a 'side', you can choose to wager on (a) the favorite team (the team most likely to win the game, or has the odds in its favor) or you can choose (b) the underdog (the team most likely to lose the game, or has the odds against it). A 'total' (or over/under) is the combined amount of points both teams will score in a game. When wagering on a 'total' (or over/under), you can choose to wager on (c) 'over' or (d) 'under' the total points scored.
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Get the Man Spread mug.Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
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