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Simpleton

An absolute dumbass that doesn’t even think to use google/dictionary to define words
Ella:what is heresy
Tom:WEVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Ella: what is orthodox
Everyone:facepalms
Me:STFU YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON
by Gracejia04 December 30, 2018
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Fingleton

A potato that is Boiled In Citric Acid and has sausages sticking out.It can also have cheese in the middle of it.
“Lets have some Fingletons for tea”

“Lets have some Fingletons for Dinner
by Fingleton April 11, 2019
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singlet

The (mostly) Australian term for wife beater as it is commonly reffered to in the USA. Basicly a cotton skin tight tank top for men, more commonly used as a form of under wear.
Bloody Hell I spilled the Bundi on me last good singlet!
by Mat July 1, 2004
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Simpleton

A person that lacks the mental capacity to carry on simple tasks in any form of a relationship.

Also known as a “simp”.
“Girl, did he tell you whether or not y’all are dating?”

“No. He hasn’t texted me back.”

“Man that nigga is a simp (simpleton).”
by Wordy Wendy August 14, 2018
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Singledoom

Singledoom is the level below singledom which is "the state of being unmarried or not involved in a long-term relationship".

Singledoom is the seemingly infinite state of being single while all your friends hook up, make you sick with copious PDA, marry, breed, are rarely seen again seemingly too captivated by their attached bliss to appear, except at their wedding or baby showers; while you remain dateless, sexless and happy couples encourage you to "put yourself out there" whilst referring to you as bitter behind your back.
Singledoom is crapola and I will throw rotten persimmons at the next newly 'we are so in love couple' who can't take it home to start the touchy touch makeout. BARF.
by whatevesy Bevsy March 1, 2011
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Simpleton

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.
Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*
by fakename06 October 8, 2018
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Singleganger

A singleganger is described as being a lone wolf someone who stands out from the crowd or their peers around them to forge their own path and to be their own trendsetter

Antonym for doppelganger, used in the famous novel Frankenstein by Mary Shelly to represent Walton, as a contrast to the doppelganger effect that is presented to us in the form of the Creature and Frankenstein.
Oh wow, that Steven is a real singleganger, i wish i could be that way.

The way Becky wears her hair really makes her a singleganger, i really desire to be that forward with my fashion
by FastZoomer October 28, 2018
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