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sicilian smile

Cutting a person ear to ear, making it look like a smile, originated by Sicilian mobsters to send a message
They gave Tony a Sicilian smile to tell the La Duca family to back down.
by Tom Schill December 9, 2008
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jay sicilia

A complete and utter boner. When photographed, it comes out darker than it should be.
Dude I just popped a really flacid jay sicilia.

Is that a pitched tent or are you jay sicilia?
by Christopher Robin August 1, 2006
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sicilian

n. A native or inhabitant of Sicily.
adj. Of or pertaining to Sicily or its inhabitants
A Sicilian swam from Sicily to Calabria.

I'd like a Sicilian pie, please.
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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Sicilian

A person from the island of Sicily, or a person whose ancestors came from Sicily. Although the Italian language became the official language of Sicily, Sicilians still speak Sicilian (Sicilianu, not Siciliano) amongst their friends and families.

Sicily is famous for its folk music, food, culture, crime, dark features, and sexy women (and we guys are lady magnets too).

Sicily has been colonized by many different peoples over the past 5000 years. Both white and black, as well as Arab, Greek, French, and Spanish have took over the island. Sicilians are generally dark skinned and have dark features because the dark genes seem to always take over the light genes.

Some of us Sicilians are offended when people say they have negro genes, but I'm ok with that. Proof that we have negro genes is that Sicily has a high rate of sickle cell disease. Sickle cell disease only affects blacks or people with black ancestors. If you look at a sickle cell disease distribution map, the only places where sickle cell is present is Africa, USA, parts of the Middle East, Brazil, some Caribbean islands, and Sicily (and some of south Italy).
Sicilian folk song (that young Vito Corleone sings on Ellis Island):

Avia nu sciacarreddu
Ma veru sapuritu
A mia mi l'amazzari
Poveru sceccu miu.
by MisterNewYorker June 22, 2011
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Shmilt

The feeling of shame and guilt which is felt when awaking after a night of drinking, regardless of how good or bad the previous night's transgressions were. Shmilt can also be experienced after a unforgiveable action due to a serious lapse in judgement.
1. I woke up hungover and feeling severely shmilty, even though everyone had a good time.

2. The shmilt I felt the next day was undeniable after making out with my step-mom during christmas dinner.
by J. Tudhope March 2, 2008
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Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).
Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.
by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007
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similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
by Thelma April 30, 2005
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