simerdip

1.) n. The act of getting into a hot tub or jacuzzi. See dip.

2.) n. A dude that plays tennis and soccer. See pimp.

3.) n. A dude that doesn't go to prom becuase his parents won't let him. See idiot.

1.) I'm going to take a simerdip.

2.) He's a real simerdip.

3.) Dude! Don't be a simerdip and not go to prom.

by c.fizz June 9, 2004

Smearage

An adjective used to describe a sloppy, smearing of something. Usually applied to speaking about make-up or other, easily-smudged coverings.

Synonyms: slop, smudge, nastiness, gunk, grossness

Antonyms: goodness, fly, clean, fresh, perfect

Related Words: smear, smudge, smeargle, smeared

Misspellings: smearedge, smearege, smearodge, smerage, smirage

"Oh god, did you see that gross smearage all over that hoe's face?"

"Dammit, man! You left a bunch of fucking smearage on the toilet seat!"

by Johnny Fuk Joo June 11, 2012

shmearp

A point of an intoxication where one shits, pukes, and urinated all over one self.

Ewwww that bitch is shmearpin. Get her the fuck outta hear.

by itmeansfakename November 28, 2014

Simea

The sweetest, most caring girl you will ever meet. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end. She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head. She's fragile though, known to break down easily even though she rarely shows it. She has beauty and brains. Love her and she will love you back. If you have one in your life, she is special and unique, don't let her go. She's one to hold onto

She is a lovely an nice Person.
Simea will be your bae.

by LySimea January 3, 2017

Smearplanker

A smearplanker is an individual who has a single piece of wood strapped to their feet (also referred to as a snowboard) and smears away all the fresh snow using the widest edge of their plank.

God damn smearplanker pushing all the fresh snow to the bottom of the mountain.

by ResidentPsycho February 9, 2017

Simar

The Coolest guy you will ever meet he is really sexy and will steal your girl he is probably really strong and i wouldn’t ever mess with simar

simar’s coming don’t say anytning rude he will beat you up

by mahabeer November 23, 2021

Simer

The most beautiful inside and out girl you’ll ever meet. She will be what you’ve been missing in your life. She is the best friend and best person to have a relationship with. She will have people being insecure with her because she’s too pretty. But she is the sweetest and kindest person and deeply cares about people close to her. She is serious about her dreams and her future career. She is meant to have an amazing and a bright happy life. She brings luck into others life as well as her own. If you get on the bad side of her or she gets mad, she won’t do anything and be quite or ghost you because wasting time on negativity is not her thing and has better things in life she needs to pursue. She cares deeply for her friends and family and will always be there. She’s meant to be a rich successful person in business. She is a heart breaker cause she’s trying to find the one for her. And if she doesn’t feel it, she’ll leave. But if you become the one for her, your a one lucky person who’s about to have the best time. She is a very special girl and if she comes in your life which is very rare, don’t let her go. You’ll end up regretting it if you let her go. She’s only going to bring positivity and good energy in your life.

-Simer is very kind and unique, I love her personality. She’s my best friend.
-Im in love with Simer. She is the best girlfriend and Im falling bad. I only want her. She’s just to fine.

by Mirandaromez May 10, 2023