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shag

1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. to have sexual intercourse. 3. an act of sexual intercourse.
The man will shag his wife tonight.
by Brandon August 5, 2003
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a shag

a shag is hard to describe. There are many definitions ...see shag
Here are a few things that a shag may be like:
1. A shag is like a see saw: up and down.
2. A shag is like the tide: in and out.
3. A shag is like a sauna: it makes you sweat.
4. A shag is like a good curry: it makes you hot.
5. A shag is like a table without a cloth: it has four bare legs.
6. A shag is like a spade: a tool in a hole.
7. A shag is like an invitation: cum in
8. A shag is like a kid on a rocking horse: a ride to remember
9. A shag is like bad porridge: lumpy and sticky
10.A shag is like a cox’s orders: In, Out, In, Out, In Out
11.A shag is like praying: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
12.A shag is like an Irish man with a strange name: Orgas Mic
13.A shag is like a thing for joining things together: A Screw.
14.A shag is like a connection between railway carriages: Coupling
15.A shag is like a conversation: Intercourse
by Criostoir Hulme July 12, 2006
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shag tag

A game much beloved of students whereby the ultimate purpose is to end up in bed with a total stranger. As you do. Basically you turn up to the pub and get given a number (all blokes have even numbers and all girls have odds or vice versa). From this relative safety of anonymity you can leave a message up on a board, something of profound intellectual significance like "Number 31 you are really fit" or "fancy a shag Number 25?" Hopefully there will be so much booze going round that sex is inevitable, and you're guaranteed to wake up in the morning feeling slightly disgusted with yourself and quite possibly an STD. Great fun.
I went to that shag tag last night, ended up with the clap.
by James B June 21, 2004
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scragged

to be killed, murdered or whacked by someone or something. usually on purpose.
RING RING RING
craig: hello? Ray Ray? this is craig
ray ray: hey criag whats up
craig:hey is charlie there?
ray ray: naw man, you havent heard? charlie got scragged by Lil Rocko last night!
craig: WHAT?!?!?!?! man...i just saw him yesterday
by Low Clef May 17, 2004
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Supreme Court Shag

The act of deep contemplation in which one, as the Chief Justice, has to make the executive decision as to whether or not he will assume intercourse with a questionable vagina.
Jack: "Hey Mike, did you settle your Supreme Court Shag?"
Mike: "Yes. Cock v. Cunt was indeed a difficult case, but I inevitably ruled the vagina unconstitutional."
by OGBobby69 January 30, 2017
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Shag Bands

Jelly bracelets that come in many different varieties of colours, if you snap a persons 'shag band' they mean a variety of different things:
Yellow - hug.
Pink - hickey.
Orange/purple - kiss.
Red - lap dance.
Green/blue - oral.
Clear - whatever the other person wants.
Black - sex.
White - flash.
5 shag bands for a quid
by Zib_Zab March 22, 2009
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Shragon

Shamrock + Dragon = Shragon. Symobolic mixture of Irish and Chinese ethnic backgrounds.
Shamrock + Dragon = Shragon.
by Rob K........... August 3, 2007
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