Squeef

When a male farts sitting down. The air then escapes through the front and ripples across his sac, thus creating a sound similar to a fart w a sac twist on it.

Man, did you you hear that... Billy just squeefed in his seat and I’m pretty sure blew a hole in his zipper.

by Dr. Pipesmith May 21, 2021

Squeef

When you queef and squirt at the same time.

When your pussy is full of air but your also about to squirt and they both come out as one Squeef!

by Squeefqueen7 October 10, 2022

Squeef

When you queef and squirt at the same time.

When your pussy is full of air but your also about to squirt and it comes out as one Squeef!

by Squeefqueen7 October 10, 2022

Squeef

a squirt queef

“omg i just squeefed”

by ryrynicole January 7, 2023

Squeef

When a woman start to queef but she’s mid squirt.

“Oh no! I’ve squeefed!” Says Rebecca.
“It’s okay. Next time do it in my mouth.” Moans her lover Derek.

by anonymously.bitchy January 11, 2023

Squeef

The force of sneezing which causes in a high-pressure queef

My girlfriend and I were listening to the Joe Rogan Experience post-banging the other night when she sneezed. She sneezed so hard it made her queef. I said, "Dang you just squeefed!"

by shartluvr101 February 25, 2023

squeef

when you make a squeaking noise while queefing, typically this may occur when you run out of lube and decide to use car wax.

girl: man, I squeefed as my boyfriend pulled out the other day! at first it was embarrassing, but then he told me he was into it.
other girl: what the fuck

by squeakyvagina March 12, 2023