Shanksgiving

When you're about to eat thanksgiving dinner, and the person with the knife stabs the turkey straight through the middle with a violent action.

Sammy: Let's eat! *Stab*
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.

Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

Shonk

Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit

Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.

by The Shonkmeister March 11, 2011

serminaseipa shocks

serminaseipa shocks are earth quakes that shake the whole intire world at one time not just selected cities,the first serminaseipa shock has never happend on planet earth.

This is not like anything i have ever seen these astroligical computers say that the whole initire planet earth is shaking serminaseipa shocks may be real now..pronounced (sir-ma-nance-ce-ep-a)

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009

dirty shanks

When a man performs anal sex and pulls out and sticks his dick in his partner's mouth still covered in fecal matter

Mark was plowing Katie in the ass, pulled out and gave her a Dirty Shanks.
You mean he shoved it in her mouth?
Sure did! That dirty bastard

by NY Mark August 23, 2019

confused stonks

stonks that does a action to to obtain a certain result, but works in a unexpected way giving a weird and different yet still positive result

i sue my self for suicide attempt for 10k and win. confused stonks

by patcat November 11, 2019

Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.

Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!

by fried.rice.guy November 3, 2019

Shanks

Shut up thanks said by the bitch in bogan pride

Shanks mate! Means shut up thanks

by Redbeard89 October 8, 2011