sement

to cum on a girls clothes, then the next day the girl realizes it is all white crunchy and flakey like cement.

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by jews r' us April 13, 2010

shmeet

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. June 30, 2008

sementation

The process of an object becoming stiff due to ejaculatory fluids.

After cumming into a sock he kept under his bed, Johnny found it became hard and stiff thanks to sementation.

by SyrupPants November 14, 2014

Shmelt Melt

a term used to make fun of a rookie, or person who is new and/or should be treaded like a rookie. An Object that newbies can obtain.

hey wanna go to arbys and you can get a shmelt melt

by mets47 October 29, 2010

Shmectored

1.when you are very drunk/high.
or
2.just happy overall

dude! im so shmectored!

by Robert Alex King April 15, 2011

Shmeter Peter

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

sementation

The process of an object becoming stiff due to ejaculatory fluids.

After cumming into a sock he kept under his bed, Johnny found it became hard and stiff thanks to sementation.

by SyrupPants November 14, 2014