shlorny

sleepy and horny at the same time

Like when you're partying with the bros getting real throwed and it's like 4 am and you really wanna bang that DTF babe from Falls Hall but you're too sleepy. That's shlorny.

by brohanblowj February 18, 2009

Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016

Shlongker

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

shlonga bonga

Shlonga Bonga is an other word for PP that makes the word a little bit more harmless

Your shlonga bonga is long

Don’t show me the shlonga bonga
Eeww, so many shlonga bongas

by Dert Otek May 8, 2022

Shlorp

The most slushiest watery slimy sucking sound.

"Whenever my dog drinks it's always a shlorp."

by MrBoyGuyMan February 11, 2023

whale shlong

A freakishly large penis that isnt black.

oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.

by hazel:) January 10, 2010

Kong Shlong

Some guy with a big dick

God dayum that's a real kong shlong right there

by Mega succ 69 420 March 8, 2017