shatmaster

one who is master of the shat (shit, poop, fecal matter)

Jim: omg did you see jesse on that big mound of shit
Bob: yeah he is a real shatmaster

by Jim Scouten May 27, 2008

ShitPaste

someone who's breath smells like shit! and you can't help but turn away in disgust as you try to get as much fresh air in as you possibly can before you collapse.

Jesus, W.T.F is that smell, oh that's just _____? breath! I think they've been using that shitpaste again. +o(

by Wandom person? May 2, 2011

Shitwater USA

Shitwater USA,

Is a term associated with a company named Blackwater USA. A guns for hire privatized mercenary group of ex-militaty thugs, foreign and domestic who have been allowed to work outside the Laws of the United States, The Constitution of the United States, Geneva Convention, and International Laws. The company Shitwater has willfully, and intentionally violated human rights of numerous citizens, nations, to include the United States itself by bearing arms against the citizens of New Orleans, Louisiana USA.

Shitwater USA will kill people for hire if paid enough.

by Coffeeloverletsroll March 1, 2008

shitastrophy

an accident which results in filling your pants full of crap.

Fred did not make it to the bathroom on time and had a shitastrophy

by steven barrett October 3, 2008

Shitblaster

When you launch feces at speeds of over 87 MPH from your rectum.

This is a known side-effect of having Taco Bell induced with 3 or more laxatives.

"Dude.. I turned into a complete shitblaster last night, I think I drowned someone.."

by grandmafetish June 26, 2015

Shitster

A sister who is shitty

Demi to Emma : My shitsters are ugly af
Emma : ikr

by HoeInTheWall December 22, 2016

Shitsterer

When someone likes talking shit

Damn the kid who grabbed ur butt is a dumb shitsterer.

by Ana and Dani February 23, 2017