tongue jacking her shitbox

When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.

Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!

by romdo308 October 6, 2013

dry slam your shitbox

lubeless ass fucking

guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"

girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"

guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"

by bpa July 30, 2008

tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

by R8RFAN September 7, 2006

Hawaiian Shitbox

When you smoke a joint while taking a giant shit in a tiny fire camp bathroom and then take a steaming hot shower. People know....

Hey man, I really wanted to brush my teeth but someone Hawaiian shitboxed the bathroom

by Ovipositor July 1, 2019

Tounge Jack the Shitbox

Derived by E$. To use your tounge in pleasuring the browneye.

Man, last night some bitch let me tounge jack the shitbox.

by Meathead and JJ December 18, 2003

Clapped Out Shitbox

A truck bought by your mommy and daddy that’s got a shitty exhaust you can’t afford to fix. They would only pay for half the lift kit so you said fuck it and slapped it on the front with some 22’s.

There’s that’s faggot in his clapped out shitbox

by Not Supported By Mommy And Dad August 6, 2020

dry smash her shitbox

To fuck a girl in the ass, with no lubrication.

This new girl I'm fucking wont leave me alone, and shes really annoying, what do ya think I should do?

Dry smash her shitbox!

by baho June 15, 2008