Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet

A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.

Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"

by WashingtonPost February 11, 2010

Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.

Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

by Muffu September 14, 2009

Sheetal

one who stresses excessively and reacts to said stress by overworking herself and never sleeping. She's really nice and smart, though.

Man, I'm really worried about Sheetal. She's stressing way too much and never sleeps.

by soccerdude0013 October 23, 2011

Oh Sheet

This phrase is most often said first thing in the morning after waking and realising a really stupid thing that you did the night before. Usually the stupid thing has occurred as a result of one too many double vodka redbulls. Oh the embarrassment!

"Oh Sheet there is a dude with a beard in my bed!"

by dvrbgirl1 May 3, 2011

Sheetmosphere

when your body gives off heat under your blanket creating a pocket of warmth, often hindering the ability to get out of bed on cold days.

"Dude, you were late to school again."
"I know, I kept hitting the snooze button cause the sheetmosphere felt so good."

by avdrums August 3, 2009

sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.

by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010

Sheet'n

To flake, avoid, or change plans on someone.

We were supposed to go to the hang out, but he is sheet'n on me now.

by LGSG May 10, 2014