Shelfer

This is your friend with benefits. Who you totally want to be your boyfriend. Who treats you like his girlfriend… Until someone he actually wants to date comes along. Then he puts you back on the shelf. Then, when they break up, he texts you to see what’s up and the cycle starts all over, until he puts you back on the shelf again. And all the while, he never deletes Tinder from his phone! LESSON: Do you really want to be someone’s place holder? Life isn’t a Hollywood rom com; he doesn’t realize he’s in love with you in Act III — this is a never-ending miniseries of him treating you like a security blanket.

I'm not going to fuck him anymore, now I know he's just a shelfer.

by didivine September 6, 2014

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Peter Seller

Someone who pimps out male prostitutes.

WOODY: What's the name of that new Peter Seller? The one who owns "Gigalos2Go"?

DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.

by Peter Eaton June 11, 2006

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Shelter Island

A beatiful place located near the hamptons but poeple are less snoby, its less crowed, prettier, and the houses are smaller. People spend they're days hanging out at the yacht club. People there are known to be amazing sailors and amazing people.

"Were are you from?"
"Shelter Island."
"Oh i love that place its soooooooooo pretty."

by Starb August 4, 2007

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Shelbers

a champion

Woah that girl is such a shelbers.

by CHAMPIONSHELBS November 23, 2009

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self-seller

A euphamism soccer moms use to insult prostitutes

Those damn self-sellers walk the streets at night trying to fuck our men

by scraightscreet July 15, 2010

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Spam Shelter

A Spam Shelter is a place of refuge created on online message boards in times of intense Spamage. Role-playing is often prevalent at such times and talk of smoking weed and fighting the Spam often takes place.

The Totse member Ford Prefect created the first Spam Shelter when Totse was under a massive attack by Eight_ Mullato. The thread reached over 250 posts before unfortunately being deleted in a following Spam attack. Many similar topics have popped up since then.

by Taost June 30, 2006

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