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bear shared

The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.
Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?

Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!
by foxybrown August 16, 2007
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shawted

1. combination of the words short and ed/edwar

2. self-proclaimed business genius, who often creates supposedly "fool-proof" plans that miraculously find ways to fall through.

3. shawteds often believes themselves to be gigolos, who completely understand the female psyche, but are often ignorant to the fact that every woman they have ever encountered has been throughly irritated, much less amused by their antics.

4. shawteds excel in racquet sports such as tennis, racquetball and ping pong.

5. shawteds make excellent barbers (with the occasional screw-ups), often openings small dorm-room businesses under the name ShawtEd Cuts!

6. a shawted is not a shawted, unless they find a way to bring lebanon or being lebanese into every single conversation that they have.

7. the word shawted can be used as any part of speech
eli: hey habibi. how was your day

jihad: ehhhh...it was shawted.

eli: hey...what did you end up doing with layla last night?

jihad: shateeeeeeedddd
by fijeonne April 7, 2010
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shawdy

noun. adj. Southern slang used to refer to a person. Can also be used to refer specifically to a woman. Northeners sometimes use the word with different pronunciation. (e.g. Shorty)
South: Shawdy what yo name is?
North: Yo Shorty, whats good?
by nneptune128 December 18, 2005
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shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.
by minghi May 17, 2003
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ShaneDawsonTV

A Youtube icon which his fame exploded during 2009 with having more than 400,000 subscribers and gaining ever since. He got famous for several and some interesting and controversial topics for videos as of today like: Sarah Palin (Parody of Don't Trust me) when she resigned as governor, Twilight, Twitter and parodies that would include celebrities like Lady GaGa and Miley Cyrus.

Shane's famous Characters:
Shananay
Cathy Humble
Shane's Mom
Muffins/Snoop

Many colabs have been done that include Shane which made him even more famous. Shane has been nominated for Mr. Youtube 2009 by Michael Buckley "WHATTHEBUCKSHOW" which many people have been already has ShaneDawsonTV as one of their options *Guaranteed*
ShaneDawsonTV
by Julianvision July 14, 2009
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Shared Services

1. Shared Services are a small group of people that strive to be of the quality of others in their company. IE: Tech Support.

2. Shared Services are often found clinging to the bottom of feet late at night

3. Shared Services are a group of people that don't have an official job title so get dubbed Shared Services as the only explanation for their existance
As of this printing the Shared Services phenomenon is still being investigated. But, is believed to be Alien in nature from original testing.
by Tech Support August 12, 2004
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shakedy

a grammically incorrect word many children use when trying to be funny. describes a very bumpy ride or a point in which they are shaking a lot.
The ride on the bus was like, really shakedy, you know?
by ViNNi3 January 26, 2009
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