Samson Cortina George

Discovered the first mobile phone back in 2003, also discovered the first electron and volt in 2017

Have you heard of Samson Cortina George? Yes, didn’t he discover the first mobile phone?

by Foxtrot Oscar May 31, 2019

shambogulous

something or someone that is a shambogulite or practices shambogulism. to be shambogolous is the most serene state of being achievable in the universe

OMG that dog (called Herbie) is utterly shambogulous

person 1: lets get ice cream
person 2: that's a shambogulous idea, I love it

by Merlie June 2, 2019

Samsology

The study of young men who find the courage to follow their passion .

My uncle told me to include samsology if truly i want to make a difference.

Abraham Lincoln was a samsologist during his life time

by Òdún June 5, 2020

Shambolize

To have consensual sex or intercourse with someone of the opposite sex.

Last night I shambolized that girl

by King Sja August 22, 2021

Shamboozie

An expression or name used to describe a termianlly ill person who belongs in a mental hospital.
This word can also be used to describe people who act dumb for attention.

One of my friends is a shamboozie
Shamboozie likes nikocado avocado

by ShxwtyZ May 2, 2023

Slippery Samson

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.

Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.

by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

Samsonite syndrome

people who tan WAAAAAAAY too much and have leathery skin like a suitcase.

did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.

by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009