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Network Solutions

A euphemism for Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well please.
When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.
by Downstrike September 20, 2004
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infinite solutions

A youtube show that helps people with useful tips.
John: Have you seen the infinite solutions carpet cleaning quick tip?!!

Peter: Yea! It really works!
by Mark Eriksson August 1, 2008
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the solution

similar to the situation, mike sorentio, the solution refers to a man or men that isn't just the man or the answer he is the total package, the solution. Not only is said person or persons well endowed, have perfect hair and a craving for the richest things in life (i.e. grading papers, pleasuring women, and fighting crime) he also is a man of much wealth fortune and insight (usually not a women)
Mike Sorentio may be the Situation, but Chuck Norris is the solution.

Pat Hayes' perfect parted hair is nothing short of solution to life's baldness.
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solutionizer

A person that provides a solution to a problem.
As a solutionizer, Lee was always able to find a solution to the problem.
by Lee Salzmann April 29, 2008
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Sexclusion

When two out of three people in a group are in a flirtatous mode and obviously want to bang each other while completely exluding the third wheel.
While Bettie and Harold fondly caressed each other, Greta was in the corner feeling pangs of sexclusion.
by Stephanie Anne Brock November 10, 2008
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Final Solution

A final solution is where you shoot her in the face and then gas her. The guy shoots his load, then farts in her face. A tasteless reference to the German Final Solution to the "Jewish Problem".
I gave my first Jew a final solution and sent her packing.
by uncensored German September 20, 2010
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sexicutioner

i sexicuted her
by drew February 7, 2004
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