A Sewanee Dog (canus lupus dumpiarus) is a species commonly found at Sewanee: The University of the South, a small liberal arts university in Tennesse. Oddly enough, the species is entirely female. Although this species is specific to Sewanee, it probably exists at other affluent, southern universities under a different nomenclature.
The Sewanee Dog is typically spotted in the Fall and Winter months wearing designer jeans, a Northface fleece and uggs. Other variations may include leggings -- often almost see-through -- with a flanel shirt or the addition of a Barbour jacket. Sewanee Dogs sporting tightly fitting sweatpants and a prep-school hoody have been spotted, but are less common.
The Sewanee Dogs are especially fond of cigarettes, and will spend hours on end at the library just so they can take cig breaks. In fact, the average Sewanee Dog spends more time smoking than they do studying, but see no irony in complaining about how much work they have. They also enjoy boasting about the number of "all nighters" they have pulled in a week, and don't see any flaw in this study habit.
They seem unaware of their sexually repulsive nature and see nothing wrong with reaking of Parliament Lights and sporting a hacking cough.
Their diet consists mostly of Adderall and Red Bull, but can be suplimented by greasy pub food and diet coke.
The Sewanee Dog is typically spotted in the Fall and Winter months wearing designer jeans, a Northface fleece and uggs. Other variations may include leggings -- often almost see-through -- with a flanel shirt or the addition of a Barbour jacket. Sewanee Dogs sporting tightly fitting sweatpants and a prep-school hoody have been spotted, but are less common.
The Sewanee Dogs are especially fond of cigarettes, and will spend hours on end at the library just so they can take cig breaks. In fact, the average Sewanee Dog spends more time smoking than they do studying, but see no irony in complaining about how much work they have. They also enjoy boasting about the number of "all nighters" they have pulled in a week, and don't see any flaw in this study habit.
They seem unaware of their sexually repulsive nature and see nothing wrong with reaking of Parliament Lights and sporting a hacking cough.
Their diet consists mostly of Adderall and Red Bull, but can be suplimented by greasy pub food and diet coke.
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A serious condition in which the expulsions from your ass smell like sewer gas. This condition commonly occurs after eating ethnic foods, especially anything containing beans or broccoli. It is important to warn others of this condition before exposing them to it. Common symptoms of exposure include watery eyes, vomiting, and general disgust with the foul odor associated with this ailment.
John: "Whoa! That Indian buffet I had for lunch gave me some serious sewer ass!"
Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"
Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."
Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"
Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."
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OMG!!! Who shanked the big turd? That’s not a turd sweet heart, that's a Sewer Pickle. This is sure to get you some attention from the wife, a high five and a big congrats among friends
by The Tain April 19, 2006
Get the sewer pickle mug.Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".
"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."
"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."
"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."
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by That kid who does that stuff May 3, 2010
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