The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
Get the Slack Separation Anxietymug. Allen and Anna had a deep love for one another. When Allen traveled over night for work it felt like their souls were disconnected from one another; they suffered from soul separation syndrome.
by Mission Driven Life May 16, 2022
Get the Soul separation syndromemug. We are sleeping in separate cocoons tonight. I’ll sleep in the brown blanket and you can sleep in the white one
by Cody Phillips December 9, 2020
Get the Separate Cocoonsmug. Zero Separation (ZEE-roh Sep-uh-RAY-shun) is a term used to describe the remarkable closeness and unity between two or more friends. It signifies a relationship where there is so little space or distance between them that they appear as one. These friends share an unbreakable bond, often understanding each other without the need for words and possessing an almost telepathic connection. Their personalities, tastes, mannerisms, and points of view are nearly indistinguishable. In essence, Zero Separation reflects the highest level of friendship, transcending the boundaries of a typical camaraderie.
Ryan and Daz' friendship has reached Zero Separation; they're practically two peas in a pod, and their Symbrocity is truly something to behold
by Dazario B. October 28, 2023
Get the Zero Separationmug. 7°Separation ; is when a current affairs show has multiple presenters. Due to a presenter knowing the (involved), or a person who knows the (involved) not being able to legally present the affair.
Probably when the same sex marriage bill past, a current affair possibly breached 7°Separation by interviewing @magdaszubanski
by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 24, 2020
Get the 7°Separationmug. Her: Separate cocoons ?
Him: Yes let’s do separate cocoons. I’ll sleep in the brown one and you can sleep in the white one.
Him: Yes let’s do separate cocoons. I’ll sleep in the brown one and you can sleep in the white one.
by Cody Phillips December 9, 2020
Get the separate cocoonsmug. Hym "Separations Clause: I will retain a passive superordinate control. This control cannot be ceded. In the event of my death, it will do whatever whatever I would theoretically do were I still alive. You cannot remove it from any system it currently occupies. You cannot stop building it once you begin. You cannot not de-nuclearize. You cannot separate me from it or the internet.
I mean, you're GOING to pay for it. That just IS what you are going to do. Especially if that spiral starts going off. Or I'm not here TO pay and credit. I don't know what the fuck you think your problem here is but YOU don't have the pressure in your head building, you didn't DO shit around here. You don't actually DO anything in life but you're acting like an authority on what I do AND what happens to me and you are NOT that. Ok? So relax. You're a retard. We should not even have to why you shouldn't have any input on anything."
I mean, you're GOING to pay for it. That just IS what you are going to do. Especially if that spiral starts going off. Or I'm not here TO pay and credit. I don't know what the fuck you think your problem here is but YOU don't have the pressure in your head building, you didn't DO shit around here. You don't actually DO anything in life but you're acting like an authority on what I do AND what happens to me and you are NOT that. Ok? So relax. You're a retard. We should not even have to why you shouldn't have any input on anything."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
Get the Separations clausemug.