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Schools a shit hole and the kids vape in the toilets cause they think they’re cool
Schools a shit hole and the kids vape in the toilets cause they think they’re cool
by James Corden is shit March 31, 2022
Get the holmer green senior school mug.1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
by Mort459 June 16, 2012
Get the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise mug.senior year is very overated, you wait 3 years of high school to rule the school relax and take easy classes and enjoy the experience only to realize that you still have to apply to colleges maintain decent enough grades and still wake up 5 days a week at 6 am. Sure there is more freedom you can drive to school get jobs and take part time attendance but these perks are overshadowed by a seemingly growing obnoxious student body lazy and ambivalent teachers and losing sports teams. caused by coaches bringing their freshman sons up to play varsity and cutting seniors in a failed attempt to build for the future. Senior year means that you can date anyone from a lower grade but why would you want to? most are slutty, (std ridden) annoying or just flat prude. While the pretty girls in your grade date the stoners who attend the local community college
In conclusion as a freshman, senior year seems awesome but when you actually finally get there its a disapointment
Prom and senior trips don't make up for a year of nonsense. The schools way of trying to pay you back for a year you don't need
In conclusion as a freshman, senior year seems awesome but when you actually finally get there its a disapointment
Prom and senior trips don't make up for a year of nonsense. The schools way of trying to pay you back for a year you don't need
guy1:senior year sucks, how long till graduation?
guy2: 6 months
guy1: 6 months is an eternity in this place.
guy2: 6 months
guy1: 6 months is an eternity in this place.
by yosaidthat November 30, 2011
Get the senior year mug.A homosexual sex act involving ten (10) or more males, popularized by several conservative politicians.
During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").
Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").
Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.
The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.
During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").
Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").
Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.
The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.
"Newt is absolutely drowning after that Santorum Surge."
"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."
"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."
"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"
"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"
"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."
"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."
"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"
"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"
by The Smifter March 25, 2012
Get the Santorum Surge mug.by Senetor Armstrong(gigachad) May 11, 2022
Get the Senator Armstrong mug.Seniors are made to destroy any self confidence that freshman may have gained in their past 8 years of schooling. And they do a fantastic job.
by jesssicannnn7 August 5, 2010
Get the Senior mug.A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.
Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.
by SantorumFairy August 4, 2011
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