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Sellers

This little padowan has the sexual stamina of a whale. After a stressing day at college, he goes home for a power wank with vaseline handy. He uses pictures of a girl he once met at a bonfire to keep him 'stood to attention'. He also visits the world of warcraft to engage in conversation with milfs and gays alike, both giving im tips on how to reach new levels of sensation, one being sticking his finger up his anus as he reaches climax.
guy 1: hey sellers, what are you doing after college
sellers: im going home to experiment with myself

naveed: i can flilm it and put it on a disk for you
sellers: many thanks, that would be great, then we can play diablo III together
by conrooy November 28, 2010
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Sellers

Someone who is extremely annoying because all they do is complain about everything all the time.
Guy 1: Where is Joe at?

Guy 2: Who cares, who wants to hang out with a sellers anyway?
by Richard Pumpernickel December 23, 2009
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dream seller

1. A drug dealer

2. A smooth operating male that seeks to impress females by giving them false promises, referring to the girl as 'sweetheart', 'honey' and 'babe'.

3. Brandon Novak's nickname.
1. A dream seller got arrested.

2. The dream seller picked up a cutie by saying he was going to marry her and get them a house in the mountains.

3. The Dream Seller told a funny story on radio bam last monday.
by goodfeel July 31, 2008
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potion seller

1. A person who sells potions.
2. An amazing and emotional video created through the use of Apple's photobooth.
1. The guy bought a potion from the sketchy looking potion seller.
2. Urban Dictionary forced me to write a definition on the term potion seller.
by ……..........………… September 13, 2016
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Selleri

Selleri fraged 25 people today, he rocked!
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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selftroll

Pronounced: Selphtrole

Selftrolls are people on forum message boards who are regular "Trolls" but with a twist. Trolls do not like to be trolled, therefore they will "troll" their own post and make any nasty comments on their own post before any others have a chance. Thus being a selftroll.
Skarm: I have a 6 inch penis

Edit by Skarm: inb4 HAHA 6 INCH SMALL PENIS

Poosh: Your such a moronic troll, only an idiot trolls their own posts. I wasn't going to say anything you selftroll.
by Pooshonmyshoos February 14, 2010
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Dream Seller

drug dealer, state of being happy, fucked up real bad, being druged up and liking it
Dam did u see nick that dream seller.
by Nick Chester November 3, 2006
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