North Vista Secondary School

A shit school with shit people

Fuck North Vista Secondary School

by anonymous August 20, 2021

East Spring Secondary School

Greatest school in Tampines Street 34, excellent teacher, sub-par toilets and you'll always be motivated to aim high act now anywhere anytime.

Eg.
Bob: I was from East Spring Secondary School, greatest school in Tampines Street 34.
Jim: I thought Al-Amin kindergarten is also in Tampines Street 34?
Bob: Second best then.

by c o c k n a r d e n August 13, 2019

Zhonghua secondary school

This place is filled with crazy epic people and kirby

If you have read this you have to print a picture of Zhongxina and stick to the back of the class at the back of the class

Zhonghua secondary school is cool insert meme

by Bully Maguire Kirby enjoyer June 27, 2022

Cedar girls' secondary school

One of the top secondary schools in Singapore (it is an elite school) and possibly one of the best schools at sports.
If you get into Cedar, you are really smart, but once you graduate you are smart and athletic.

Known for:
Academic excellence
Loudest cheers
Sporty girls
Great environment

Weakness:
Bad location

(P.S. Sick of getting confused with Crescent girls, we do not want to be associated with them at all - We are CGSS not CGS)

What school are you from?
Oh im from Cedar girls' secondary school
Oh wow, you must be really smart and good at sports
Yes I worked hard for PSLE to get into an elite school

by slayallday! January 28, 2023

Secretary of Offense

The new name for the Secretary of Defense. Apparently, the best defense is now a good offense. The United States attacks and invades nations if they feel it might benefit them in any way. This, in turn, has led to more support in the Middle East for their Secretary of Offense: Al Qaeda.

Ron Paul: "Extremists don't attack us because we are rich and free. They attack us because we have been OVER THERE!"

You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!

by boomsham777 May 12, 2011

Teck Whye Secondary School

Very gay. Got boys who want to touch your kkb and ass. Will go to the extent of chasing you down to touch you or try to finger your ass.

parent 1 :How was Teck Whye Secondary School.
kid : I got an STD.

by ace bird bird August 15, 2021

yio chu kang secondary

I tell you my school got Donald Trump the principal( Carol lim) whenever talk talk 1 whole hour I like la skip lesson when she speak I sleep. Than she WASTE money on LOCKERS nobody asked for to personally PUT OUR PHONE. The 4 dm like Eagle go around catch whichever idiot never put phone. They LIKE TO CATCH USELESS STUDENTS WHO NEVER CUT HAIR LIKE KANINA HAIR STYLE CAN MAKE THE STUDENT BEHAVE VERY BADLY. Kanina bully student 1 time I kena suspension 3 days still need come school sit-down. Now I very good student no detention anymore 👍

From the day I enter this school ah the only thing nice ah is detention. The 4 eagles will especially escort you to a special room time out corner.WHAT KIND OF STUPID NAME THIS ONE. NEVER DO HOMEWORK U GO TOC, NEVER LISTEN TO TEACHER GO TOC, COME SCHOOL LATE GO TOC, NEVER SHAVE BEARD OR CUT HAIR GO TOC THEY BRING U TO BARBER BECOME BOTAK. STUPID LA THIS SCHOOL. Best school.BEST MEMORIES

Wow yio chu kang secondary rules not bad.

by Carol lim August 19, 2021