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busy season

A period of the year in public accounting designated by mandatory 55+ hour work weeks, weight gain, decreased sexual activity, increased alcohol consumption, late nights, tickmarks, excel, ineptitude, and uncomfortable moments in the audit room. Generally begins in mid-January and continues through March. For idiots who joined the tax practice, this season will extend through April and again repeat itself from July to October. Busy season can be used to justify lack of contact with family, friends, your spouse/significant other, and little to no knowledge of current events. No weddings, funerals, or births should be planned during this time.
- Are you going to watch West Virginia kick Duke's ass?!
- West Virginia made it into the final four?
- Come on man! The game is on tonight, why don't you come over?
- Sorry, I have some points to clear on these workpapers.
- What does that even mean?
- It means it's busy season.
by Jan OLeary April 18, 2010
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Beard Season

Greatest season ever, time of year when it is not necessary to shave due to any reason at all
Dan: So Steve you haven't shaved in a while whats up?

Steve: Well Dan its that time of year you know beard season.
by TheGlueGunner October 18, 2008
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Kyle Seabass

A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are.
Todd: "Hey, have you seen how big Kyle Seabass's ears are?"
Jerry: "Yeah, how could I miss them?"
by JamesCurry May 11, 2016
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sebastian stan

he is the cutest man on earth. he is a religion. we should all worship him. idk why he is so perfect not that im complaining but he is too good to be true, i mean he is 6"0, if your're 5"3 TAALLL, his face is has more structure than your life and yk everything.
real story
me: you know i love sebastian stan
friend: its just a phase trust me ive seen you been through this with like 5 guys
me: no this one is going to last

5 years later...

me: told you he was not a phase he is the best crush i could ever ask myself for
friend: didnt think you were going to make it
by SS-TH-BORHAP-LM September 21, 2020
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Noob Season

The days following a holiday in which noobs receive video games that are a year (or more) old; while the non-noobs move on to a sequel, the noobs provide easy kills/XP for those who still do not have the sequel and are not noobs.
Person 1: Dude I have 5000 points in kills in Assasin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer.

Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?

Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.
by GhostofSparta010 December 31, 2011
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jug season

A season that begins in October 1st to January 1st, where people can jug ( steal) anything from anyone at anytime. However you must pass it around with peers to avoid being caught. Celebrated in schools with a dense population of African Americans
Jimmy:"Shit someone took my headphones!"
Tom:"Damn, well it is jug season so it was bound to happen regardless."
Jimmy: "true true.."
by febrese clean December 8, 2015
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Game of Thrones Season 8

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo
Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"
by trev the terror June 9, 2019
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