by gordie harpers November 2, 2022

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017

referrs to an attractive male who is as blessed visually as stunt food . Or just attractive men in general or “tings” . Someone who is genetically blessed referring to men who are delectable
by hotgyalfatbunds June 19, 2024

by pumplin April 4, 2023

Something that only really sexy, jacked rugby players wear. The cap is worn to protect the head, and also to attract the eye and heart of viewers. Typically only refers to women’s rugby players, as the men players don’t look good in anything.
by biggiantcoccyx December 5, 2023

Jimmy got hit in the scrum by a rugby ball. He was writhing in pain for hours clutching his scrum.
Bucky, the Jack Russel Terrier, grabbed Jimmy by the scrum and wouldn't let go.
Bucky, the Jack Russel Terrier, grabbed Jimmy by the scrum and wouldn't let go.
by Wet Cookie May 12, 2020
