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Scrotey

Slang for a dude, especially one that is getting out of control.
"Settle down, Scrotey!"
by scrotey13 October 11, 2012
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scroke

I totally scroked last night when my sack slipped off Jim's face.
by Sunsetdistrictincorperated April 11, 2016
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Scrosexual

A person who identifies under the sexual orientation of scrosexuality

Scrosexual people typically partake in Ballstretching in order to achieve an hourglass shape scrotum. To scrosexual individuals the scrotum when stretched out and hanging low is he PARAMOUNT AESTHETIC . Scrosexual individuals are typically male but it is not limited to just men. A female can be scrosexual if she believes the the scrotum is the sexiest thing about her male counterpart. If anyones erotic focus is centered on the scrotum or scrocentric then they are scrosexual

This definition is accurate and the other definition on urban dictionary is inaccurate. It was written by “Scrotence Malone” in 2008 and it is outdated but more importantly so far from the true meaning of the word
Caroline is scrosexual because she loves saggy balls
by TheFirstLove February 19, 2022
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Life Screwed

The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.

It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010
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food screwed

When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.
Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.
by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019
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i'm screwed

a word meaning your doing something that your going to regret
by SIEDENTOPF October 14, 2013
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lunar screwer

Someone who has sexual intercourse with the moon and other celestial bodies that are visible during the night. similar to moon frigger
You might not believe me, but I saw a guy on top of the moon...and guess what he was doing...yeah screwing the stars. I hate lunar screwers.
by jakaldd February 4, 2009
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