Mike: Hey man glad I could meet you at the bar, whats up?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?
by Big Cock Jones January 26, 2014
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Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.
Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.
by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014
Get the Scratching Monster mug.From the Spanish phrase "Rayar la pintura" which means to damage the relationship, usually but not always by cheating on a partner.
Bill was a philanderer, his friends all knew that he had been scratching the paint off his marriage for years.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.
by Alsatian_Farmer January 10, 2017
Get the scratching the paint mug.Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.
Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.
by Brclifford January 24, 2017
Get the Scratching Post mug.A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018
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