Scrambled eggs

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard

Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.

by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005

Scrambled Eggs

When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.

I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.

by Neil Mik January 26, 2009

scrambled egg

Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".

Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

scrandle

to scramble in an uncoordinated manner

Anna quickly scrandled out of bed and fell onto the floor.

by Carol of the Bells February 25, 2009

Scrambled Eggs

A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.

Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.

by FirstCaucasoid February 7, 2013

Scrundled

A combination of scrunched and bundled.

My knickers are all scrundled up!

by HHMGA April 17, 2018

Scrabbled

In the word game scrabble when your friend of the other gender counters one of your words ,meant to be sensual, with a word that kills the mood or makes your word negative

For instance if you put down the word: "girlfriend" and she puts an "ex" in front of the word to make it "exgirlfriend"

Man you just got scrabbled

by Ablazed April 19, 2017