Scorch

Scorch is a word that can be understood in multiple ways, but the real meaning is can me something bad/cringe.

Fuck off fucking scorch.
Stop being so fucking schorchy

by Asian03 February 3, 2021

Scorch

Someone (typically Italian) who is acting mischievous or daring. Can be someone older or younger in a nickname or sentence form. To make fun of or dwell on.

Domenic always got into trouble when he was a kid, but boy he could smile his way out of it. He was such a “scorch”.

by scrochesonly June 11, 2023

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009

Getting scorched

When you die to a five year old scorch main in Titanfall 2

Damnit, I keep getting scorched by this kid on the enemy team.

by Mr. Mundie April 6, 2021

Scorch

Scorch. The love of my life forever and always

i Love you Scorch

by dawolfster January 28, 2023