schmag

An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place

gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass

schmag by glorygirl January 26, 2005

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schmageggy

used to describe some random guy

look at dat schmageggy walking around there

schmageggy by Ninjalo March 8, 2004

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The loose skin that folds over the penis.

I bet that old guy has alot of schmegmicheese.

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The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.

schmegma blaster by Bob February 13, 2004

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when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness

Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night

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The thin, gummy film that forms on geletin (Jello) after sitting in the refrigerator for several days.

They knew the geletin was old because of the schmagnum.

schmagnum by zantern July 2, 2005

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That guy is a friggin schmecklehead

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