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An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place
gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass
by glorygirl January 26, 2005
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A Condescending Cunt, otherwise known as a bitch, will willingly talk down to you in a cunt-ish way. Can be your mother, sister, girlfriend, or hipster neighbor down the block who thinks she's all that in her skinny jeans and high sock bun.
Did you hear the way that condunt was talking to me?
by glorygirl June 15, 2013
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