Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that was made up by Strong Bad when he answered his Labor Dabor email

Schenectady Crispies are so freakin good they taste twice! Once in your mouth and once in your asophogus

by Dumpus September 29, 2003

Luke Schenn

A defensive defensman of the Toronto Maple Leafs. He was drafted 5th overall in the 2008 NHL entry draft. While he is growing into a solid shut-down blueliner, Leafs' fans tend to overrate his worth in regards to other players.

Joe: Hey dude, The Capitals have offered us Ovechkin and Backstrom in exchange for Luke Schenn and Jamal Mayers! We'll make the playoffs with them for sure!

Leafs' Fan: NO! WE CAN'T TRADE LUKE SCHENN! HE'S BETTER THAN BOTH OF THEM COMBINED!

by NHL Humor July 21, 2009

Schenectady

A has-been city near Albany that gave us Pat Riley and Alice from "The Brady Bunch". Used to be a very prosperous city..lots of manufacturing and the old headquarters of General Electric. Today it's largely NYC drugdealing backwater, old Irish-Americans that didnt want to leave, and some nice areas in Niskayuna. No reason to visit Schenectady outside of Union College.

I stepped in some Schenectady while walking in the grass.

by Cranky Franky September 20, 2006

Schenectady High School

Possibly one of the best places in the capital reigon of New York to get one's high school education. Schenectady has a bad reputation compared to that of the nearby Niskayuna High School, whose diversity consists of three asian students., but that is only because the local newpapers don't know how to accurately report anything. For example, when a Niskayuna pothead was caught growing marijuana in his closet, it was reported as the crime of a "local student" but when a Schenectady student starts a food fight, you can basically find they're whole biography in the article. People fail to notice that almost all student in these suburban schools are complete druggies or go out and get drunk every weekend at college parties where thirteen-year-old girls give blowjobs to every guy they meet. People also fail to recognize that Schenectady High has a very elaborate fine arts, physical education, technology, and science wings and is also in the top 5% of high schools in the nation as far as variety of class offerings go. It is also currently the only school in the capital reigon to offer a full International Baccalaureate diploma with which a certain someone, got accepted into Yale. On top of that the diversity is mind-blowing and well prepares you for all of the different types of people you will meet in life. So, top that Niskayuna and all of you other suburban schools whose success is nothing more than a cover-up of your weaknesses.

"Oh my God, did you hear about that riot at Schenectady High School? They have shootings like every day!"

"Oh my God, did you hear that girl that graduated last year from Schenectady High School got accepted into Yale?!?!"

by KissTheStars December 9, 2008

Breast-Case Scenario

1. A situation in which breasts may present themselves, leading to a night that cannot be improved (breast-wise).

2. A set of breasts that cannot be improved (surgery or otherwise).

Jeremy: How did that hott, tasty piece turn out last night?
Robb: We went back to my place; it was a total breast-case scenario.

Corlin: Did you see that babe walk by just now?
Robb: I know: total breast-case scenario!

by Robb the Knob 937 February 4, 2010

Schenkfest

A giant bro party involving beer, cigars, and tents. Often involves slip n slide as well

Dude, Schenkfest this weekend is gonna be amazing Broseph. I can't to spend time with all the Bros. No vagina allowed.

by AJVRmusic July 9, 2010

Schenectady High School

The most ghetto school in NY. Gang fights weekly, stabbings, shootings. Anyone from any school can jus walk in no ID needed. Kids roam the halls all day, minimum work given out, but the school still passes them because they went then to graduate and get out. If you want to get stabbed, robbed, or fail high school, Schenectady high is the way to go!

Schenectady High School is possibly the filthiest place in NY

by hotcheetogirl December 20, 2019