Schemo

A complete dumbass. Often used after proving someone wrong.

Jayne: I told you Pee-Wee Herman got arrested for masterbating in a movie theater, schemo!

by kennblack May 21, 2010

schemotellum

The common "reverse mullet" hairstyle of the "schemo"/emo/scene generation. The root words being 'schemo' refering to the scheming/plotting emo/scene society, and 'tellum' being the word 'mullet' spelled backwards. A typical scene kid sports ultra-dyed hair that is long in the front and short in the back or on the sides (opposite of the traditional american mullet).

"That scenester's schemotellum has gotten so long, that you can no longer see either of his eyes."

by Payton Wang January 6, 2009

Schmoitus

A taint massage.

Last night Susie gave me the best schmoitus with her tongue!

by -GITZ- June 1, 2009

Schmobliterated

This is a hybrid word meaning the greatest extent to which a person can be intoxicated. It comes from the words "hammered" "obliterated" and "shwasted."

"Dude last night you were schmobliterated! I had to carry your ass back and you kept calling me 'waffles'"

by Raychill3 October 16, 2009

schmoggle

Schmoggle is another name for a tuxedo cat.

Woh man, look at that Schmoggle over there. He's all dressed up and nowhere to go.

by redweaseldgi July 24, 2011

Schmobie

A air pocket in a sheet or mat, ie. Drumline mats

Toby tripped over a Schmobie during a drumline performance

by Schmobie August 17, 2011

scemma

the best couple in the world!

Mom: Hey hon, have you seen that brangelina is now a family of 7?!

Kid: No mom I ain’t got time for that crap I only like scemma.

by coolhorsegirl666 February 3, 2018