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saturday night hun 

Baltimore Colloquialism. A woman who goes out alone on a Saturday night dressed to the teeth looking for men. Men assume she is looking for a "good time." She doesn't wear a coat as she enters high end bars because she wants to look her best and draw attention from men. Every Saturday night she sits at the bar looking for a man. Made famous by Homicide: Life on the Street episode "Strangled, Not Stirred."
saturday night hun by AntoineDC January 15, 2008
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Saturday Night Special 

1. An inexpensive pistol often of indifferent manufacture.
2 A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd about the above noted pistol.
The Democrats want to outlaw Saturday night specials so only rich people can afford guns.

Saturday’s Are For The Boys 

Saturdays are for the boys is a term used by many males and describes how on the last day of the week, a bro is required to give priority to hanging out with the boys over a romantic interest, it is mainly spoken by highschool and college age boys but applies to men of all ages. Saturdays are going to be especially important after marriage as a bro needs time with the other bros to be a bro and say all the stupid stuff and do stupid stuff so he doesn’t crumble mentally.

Saturdays are for the boys is not just a saying to be silly, it is the backbone of a bros mental health.
Girl: Hey babe wanna go watch a movie later this week?
Boy: What day?
Girl: I’m thinking Saturday night.
Boy: Oh darn babe sorry... saturday’s are for the boys.

Saturday night wrist 

When you're so wasted/tired that you fall asleep sitting up with your head in your hand, and wake up hours later with a wrist ache that won't seem to go away.
"Dude, I had such bad Saturday night wrist, that I couldn't even jerk it today."

Saturday night coffee 

Putting an adult beverage in a disposable coffee cup in order to conceal the beverage you wish to consume.
It's a 30 minute train ride to get there, I made us a couple Saturday night coffees to go.

saturday night live 

A show that is commonly called "not funny anymore" by people who haven't seen a new episode in six years.
Saturday Night Live is just as funny now as it has ever been, just because you don't recognize the actors doesn't mean its not as good. If you actually WATCHED the new ones you'd know that.

saturday night bowler 

A modification of the ever so popular shocker in which the performer inserts his or her index and middle fingers into the vagina and inserts their thumb into the anus.
When I told her we were going bowling this Saturday, her body quivered in the anticipation of the shocking experience she was about to have.